Quill Aquiver

1. A college student at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by an outside force.

… yeah, just forget about that other bit about being in motion.

2. Force = mass of your anxiety

3. For every “snooze” action, there is an equal and opposite “on time to class” reaction.

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