Newton’s Laws of College Students

30 Jan

1. A college student at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by an outside force.

force out of bed

… yeah, just forget about that other bit about being in motion.

getting out of bed

2. Force = mass of your anxiety

anxiety college

3. For every “snooze” action, there is an equal and opposite “on time to class” reaction.

snooze late

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One Response to “Newton’s Laws of College Students”

  1. Nicole Hart April 4, 2014 at 12:25 am #

    I know students can relate to this one. >laugh< The 3rd one happened to me all the time way back college. ^_^

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